Are you lonesome tonight?
Sick and tired of scouring the personal ads in The Advocate?
Want a man who’s not afraid to wear his budgy smugglers in public?
Here’s the Hoff’s guide to pleasing the Hoff!
Click the pic to get a really good look about how to woo the most Hoff-tacular man in showbiz.
And remember girls, don’t treat the Hoff like he’s a god – he’s a normal guy just like anyone else. I think that’s my biggest stumbling block.
But I’m sure I’ll get over it.