London’s still

…a blog about an ordinary Australian living in London

Don’t Hassle the Hoff July 21, 2006

Filed under: Ramblings — Annaleis @ 11:47 pm

Are you lonesome tonight?

Sick and tired of scouring the personal ads in The Advocate?

Want a man who’s not afraid to wear his budgy smugglers in public?

Here’s the Hoff’s guide to pleasing the Hoff!

dos-and-donts-of-winning-hoff.jpg

Click the pic to get a really good look about how to woo the most Hoff-tacular man in showbiz.

And remember girls, don’t treat the Hoff like he’s a god – he’s a normal guy just like anyone else. I think that’s my biggest stumbling block.

But I’m sure I’ll get over it.

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2 Responses to “Don’t Hassle the Hoff”

  1. Cass Says:

    Are you aware of the add which is circulating for a tin of soup or something (possible campbells soup), anyway, that isn’t important. It has Todd from “life support”, remember that show on SBS? I think his real name is Brendan Cowell. Anyway, he is talking about all australias ‘big things’ ( big bannana, big prawn, penguin, ned kelly, pineapple etc), Todd suggests that we should be on the lookout cause australias next big statue should be ‘the big bogan’, complete with ‘big plumbers crack’ and ‘big budgie smugglers’! I tell you, it makes me feel proud to be Australian!

  2. Annaleis Says:

    Take a tip from Todd – If it’s gonna be big, it’s gotta be Aussie.


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